bible_babe

If this isn't worth updating about, I dont' know what is...

Fri, 14 Jan 2005 03:57:50 GMT

I'm back. And I must say my dreams are better than ever.

Katie lends me Law and Order SVU season one on dvd last night. I came home and it was late but I just wanted to watch a little bit. I watched it for maybe four hours before deciding at 4am it was time for bed. But the drama continued...in my head. I dreamt I was the new office assistant and my first day, Cassidy told me I had to wear a long skirt. My second day, Jeffries or Jefferson or whoever has the curly fro bangs that really bug me tells me with that cop sass "He told me that the first day too but I was like 'whatever', and I wear black pants." So from then on, I wore pants. I made out with Stabler at one point and somebody came after me with a knife (while we were on a pirate ship by the way) because of it. So he saved me and then we discussed how to (here comes my favorite part) give my dog immunity if she reformed from her evil ways. And if she did, she didn't have to go to Russia. I don't know what she did, but I think she reformed from her bad behavior. And was able to stay in the great United States.

I freakin' love my life.
I freakin' love my dreams.

Totally unbelievable.

Thank you Katie, thank you.

update!!!

Wed, 14 Apr 2004 01:23:50 GMT

I hate livejournal, I really do. But today I feel the updating magic.

I like trivial pursuit. I definately pursue trivia.

I went upnorth last weekend, drove 250 miles each way all alone then blew up my transmission driving home from blockbuster...at least I got home ok, and at least grandma has the 2,000 dollars it's gonna take to fix it.

I can't wait to go upnorth again. I fed the birds some birdseed, I gave the squirrels some peanuts. I saw some crows eating a dead deer...I love being one with nature.

My dog wet the bed up there, I guess she got back to her animal instincts too. And my sister just suddenly changed her pants with me, my dad, brian and kt about 10 feet away. I love the air up there!!

yea hollywood!!

Mon, 15 Mar 2004 05:35:29 GMT

I really want to write the screenplay for a movie. I think Utica Michigan would be interesting enough. Or maybe one of Jordan's brilliant ideas, like him living in my basement. I'm totally serious, I really want to write a movie. Any ideas?

sweet dreams

Sun, 07 Mar 2004 23:47:01 GMT

Klairs entry about her dream reminded me of mine. I had a dream I made out with Jude Law. We swam in some river somewhere too. If you haven't seen Cold Mountain, go see it. He's so good looking in it, I'm still having dreams about him two months after seeing it.

And next Friday at 7 come to my house for a white elephant party. Everyone bring a stupid cheap gift, that's the whole point, you know how it works. And wrap it too. Bring something to eat or drink if you want too. White elephant fun!! Yay!! Let me know if you are coming, and if you read my journal, you may as well be invited. If I don't know you, you are obviously not invited.

Peace out girlscouts

bb is back

Tue, 02 Mar 2004 03:29:04 GMT

More DP stories of course

Occasionally we get rediculous assignments that are useless so we have fun with them. Today, "braids" was one of them. "Braids" was all it said so my friend decides to make 6 small braids right on her manikins forehead and loop them together, calling it her tribute to the olympics. Neato.

I need a vacation so I can wear clothes that aren't black. (IE school uniform and salon dress code) Why don't I jump on the bandwagon and go to Florida? Oh yeah, everyone already went so I don't have anyone to go with. :( Let's plan Frankenmuth and upnorth trips NOW so I have something to look forward too.

Some good to know info

Sun, 08 Feb 2004 21:45:06 GMT

REAl things I read in today's papers:

Local priest abuse toll: 116 (I haven't kept up with my own tally, does that match your numbers anyone?)

Detroit has a 337 million dollar strip club industry.

Then there is a picture of the Shelby Twp fire marshall making sure to touch the metal of his car before he pumps gas, in order to prevent static discharge. What a guy. What a role model. What a pulitzer prize winning, meaningful picture.

So most of my journal entries just make fun of the stupid things and/or people in life. I mean no harm, I just think it's important to laugh at things. I'm not mean, I'm laughing with these people not at them. I swear.

be thankful or else!

Sun, 01 Feb 2004 01:03:51 GMT

So this lady at work today told me that she was a Christian for 20 years, and was unappreciative of it so she prayed that God would make her thankful for her salvation. So he sent her soul to hell, She said hell was really horrible, she saw torture you couldn't even imagine. When she "came back," her daughter told her that the EMS came and said her soul was gone or something like that. She's very thankful of Jesus now she says. She's writing a book on it...I want to know what school those EMT's went to.

DP for life

Sat, 24 Jan 2004 04:37:14 GMT

Ahhhhh it never ends! DP stories could just go on forever. This week in one of my classes somebody was talking about someone named bob, and someone said "Bob, is that Mr. Pressley's first name?" Yup, and for the past four months while I have been attending the David Pressley Professional School of Cosmetology, you have been attending the Bob Pressley Professional School of Idiot.

And on a nicer note, a girl scout troup came in today to get their nails done and their hair curled and braided. It was so fun until the started asking to play with our scary looking heads, (those who've seen heads know.) They went nuts with clips and brushes. It was outta control. Nobody under 18 touches the heads from now on.

Two is better than one...

Fri, 23 Jan 2004 03:19:35 GMT

So I think these DP people might be rubbing off on me. Today I worked at 6. At 8:30 I went to the bathroom. I looked down and realized I was wearing two different shoes!!! I had on one gray tennis shoe and one white one. I was absolutely horrified of walking back out onto the floor. Then I couldn't help it, I just died laughing. I couldn't stop laughing for like 15 minutes either, but I didn't really want to tell people what I did. So I ran to my locker laughing, and people in the breakroom were just looking at me, then I ran to my car and changed into another pair that PRAISE JESUS, I happened to have had in the back seat of my car for two months. Then I laughed some more. Ooooh good times.

DP conversations

Tue, 20 Jan 2004 22:19:56 GMT

"I want to just drop out and work at McDonalds."
"No, don't work there work at like Wendy's or something."
"I can't, their hamburgers are square."

"My parents got divorced and my dad got remarried a week later."
"Is that why they got divorced?"
"No, they got divorced because my mom was a lesbian."

"When I was younger my sister told me that Asian people are aliens and black people are monkeys."

"I was walking down the street in Canada and I was really hungry so I just asked this guy for a bite of his hot dog."
"Did he give it to you?"
"Yeah, I didn't think about how weird it was until later."

(Female speaking) "I dated a girl once. She dumped me on prom."

(Lesbian girl in facials class) "Why doesn't anyone want to be partners with me?"

Maybe it's the chemicals sniffed all day long.

boredness

Mon, 19 Jan 2004 00:20:11 GMT

I skipped school Thursday. I'm so bad. I'm rebel of the year.

I highly recommend the book "The Purpose Driven Life" by Rick Warren. I don't know if I can really describe it. A lot of people wouldn't probably want to read it because it talks about biblical things a lot, but it has some very interesting perspectives and darn good points. Just read it. I'll even buy it for you.

I also highly recommend the Trixie Belden series. It might have been written as early as the 40's or maybe the 60's. Anyways, I read them in 3rd grade and I still can't put them down. Trixie solves mysteries with her brothers and her neighbors, and despite the rediculous level of cheesiness and unreality, I love it.

Tchuss!

I'm dreaming of white Martin Luther King Jr. day...

Thu, 15 Jan 2004 01:38:49 GMT

I thought I would never get home.

Colleges cancel classes, high schools, junior highs and elementary schools close, but beauty school never dies. (And neither does Mr.Pressley who, at 97, told me how excited he was to go home and "tear up" that snow with his plow that throws 20 feet.)

My normal 25-35 minute trek across town turned into 1hr 38 minutes. So I get there and there's still 25 percent of the people missing. Then 85 percent go home early. I couldn't leave because I had to work at the bookstore. They closed early cause nobody came in for over 2 hours, then I BOTTOMED OUT in the snow in the parking lot and both 696 and M-59.

And because perms are really important, I will probably be at school tomorrow, listening to DP hoes sexualize the snow.

Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays...

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 22:29:16 GMT

So on the way to school I get rear-ended, then rear end the person in front of me. The first thought in my head is "YES! I don't have to go to school today." So we pull over and to my relief/disappointment there wasn't a scratch on my car. So I call Curt to tell him I got in an accident and he says "Man you are so lucky. Your car could have been totaled." Yeah, and I could have been totaled. So then at school I have a facials class. It's a little weird, it's quiet and they turn the lights off and sometimes play weird Yanni music. Anyways, I was sitting at the end of one of the facial beds and reached over onto the floor to pick something up and then all of a sudden, the whole bed tips forward and I fly into a stack of chairs. Everyone shoots up out of their peaceful state to look at me. I looked up and I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, and nobody said anything, they were just looking at me. Finally I just said, "I'm ok, guys, don't worry." I guess I'm lucky. That bed could have been totaled.

Happy New Year

Fri, 02 Jan 2004 01:25:34 GMT

Already 2004

I don't know how to do anything on live journal. I don't even like these things. I guess I can just put pictures and funny stories in and and hope to make people laugh and smile.

Last night was pretty fun. Fourth annual Jordan's dad's house New Years Eve party. It was a little less lively that before but it was still fun cause we laughed and ate so much. A lot of bad things happened to a lot of people in 2003, but it made me thankful for all of my friends, each dollar and possession I have, and every opportunity I have.

Yay friends!! Yay dollars!!

When I learn how, I'll put in some pictures of 2003.